"Just as a cow with a young calf keeps an eye on it even when it is eating the grass, so it's proper for a person to keep an eye on all that can be done for others who are following the path."
Majjhima Nikaya

"The taxpayer - that’s someone who works for the Federal Government but doesn’t have to take the civil service exam"
Ronald Reagan

"Those are my principles; if you don't like them, I have others."
Groucho Marx

"The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax"
Albert Einstein